i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
