No stitches, just platelets and will power
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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