That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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