U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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