i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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