I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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