I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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