so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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