I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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