Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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