The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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