I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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