Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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