I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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