ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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