I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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