Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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