are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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