and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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