I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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