Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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