they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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