My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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