Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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