The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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