Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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