Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
In other news, I just burned my penis
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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