brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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