Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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