We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
