We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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