bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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