i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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