I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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