U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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