Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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