these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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