So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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