Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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