Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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