Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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