Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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