Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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