No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
