I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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