this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
