she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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