Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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