***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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