it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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