Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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