This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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