ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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