Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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