I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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