Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's never too late to be topless.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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