garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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